Translating the Archive
I’ve translated my archive on sex into an interactive game that the audience can play with.

Archive-as-such
I’ve presented my archive in the form of a mini info-booklet on the trivia of sex. Especially useful for first-timers! Tee-hee!

*I’m personally not pleased with the cover. There’s the blue leg on the front which is very out-of-place.

Time Capsule
I’ve dedicated my time capsule to Alvin. It’s a Happy-3-Friends plate to commemorate the special friendship that we (you know who are “we”, Abin!) have. Tee-hee-hee

Sex

1. A person’s gender;
2. The act of having sexual relations with another person – such as oral, anal or vaginal intercourse.

From http://www.sexinfo101.com/

About Sexuality

It is important to encourage people to express themselves and their identities as authentically as possible – whether that be heterosexual, homosexual – or somewhere in between. Maintaining healthy self-disclosure with friends and family is essential to healthy development. If we can prevail over the effects of fear, misunderstanding and intolerance, it will be easier to give people the opportunity to express their gender identity in a safe and supportive environment.

Over 100 3D Animated sex positions! Absolutely the best, all-new guide – presented like you will never have seen it before. It is jaw-droppingly exciting, inspiring & totally comprehensive! Click any individual thumbnail to get the full effect.

Looking for some variety to help transform that “same-old, same-old” night of lustlessness into one of fire and passion? No matter how good we are at what we do, even the best performance can get a bit boring without the occasional injection of fresh ideas!

Here are ideas to rejuvenate and re-inspire your approach to “getting it on”. You have heard the saying that ” a picture is worth a thousand words”… well that must make our presentation worth over 100,000!

Whether you are an athlete who wants to swing from the chandelier, or just someone looking for an easy alternative, you will find something here to fit the bill … come on and take a look – we promise you won’t be disappointed!!

• 68 (Hers)Oral Heaven – focus 100% on her while she simply relaxes – she’ll thank you for it! 69 less 68… she owes you one!

• 68 (His)It’s her turn to focus 100% on him, while he just soaks up the sensations! 69 less 68… he owes you one!

• 68 (Sideways)Laying on your side head-to-toe means you can ‘get hit’ by all kinds of intimate, sexy oral fun. Deee-licious…

• 69Give-as-you-get oral pleasure! It can almost be just too much to take … if so, be careful not to bite down TOO hard!

• 69 (Inverted)More give-as-you-get pleasure, just flipped over so he’s on top. Not much movement for her, so watch the periscope depth sailor!

• 69 (Kneeling)Feel like adding a considerable lift to your lay (day)? Try this one – but for the sturdier of back and strong of arm only…

• 69 (Sideways)Total comfort and dual oral – who could reasonably ask for more? Lick, suck, rest… lick, suck, rest… you get the idea!

• 69 (Sitting)Feel like adding a little lift to your lay (day)? For those who like a challenge but aren’t quite up to the Standing or Kneeling oral sex versions.

• 69 (Standing)Feeling like adding a really BIG lift to your lay (day)? For the sturdiest of backs and strongest of arm only… steady there Big Boy!

• AcrobatSome balance required – but no high wire! Whether you need a safety net (or not) depends on how high you fly!

• AmazonGo wild… the receiver might need help sustaining the exploration, but will love the trip. No leeches either – bonus!

• Amazon (Reverse)A return trip to the wild side of life… only via a different route! A good job for you that you have a trusty lookout up there.

• ArchLook, here it is… for those givers with no directional sense and who need a little encouragement, a can’t miss position!

• Arm ChairNot quite as comfortable as the name implies, a rocking good time none-the-less! Now where did he leave the darn remote…?

• Asian Cowgirl‘Giddy-up’… equestrians will be at a definite advantage here! She’ll have him taking the fences in no time.

• Asian Cowgirl (Reverse)‘Giddy-up’ in reverse… for those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!

• Atten-hutThis 5-fingered salute is one that is sure to make you stand to attention! You don’t want to go off half-cocked… steady now!

• BallerinaOk-ok … we know that the slightly arthritic are raising their eyes (rather than their leg) toward heaven, but for those who can-can … do-do!

• Basset HoundIt’s a dog’s life, “Woof, woof”. This one is for those who like to get down with their sex… way down! He’s a “Lucky Dog” I say!!

• Ben Dover…and Phil McCavity… groan!! Sex and stretching… a great warm-up if you want to try our Sexercise section!

• Bended KneeA perfect ‘proposal’ position… who needs a ring? Hey, it’s Leap Year and she’s on her knees too. Here’s your big chance girls!

• Bent SpoonEven if you find the position tough – keep trying… abs of steel for those who persevere!

• BodyguardThe only extra protection you might need is a condom… with the Bodyguard to cover your back you are safe to relax!

• BridgeA Bridge Too Far? Not for those flexible and strong enough to go out there and give it their all for their comrade.

• BruteGiddy-up… in reverse. For those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!

• BulldogA tip from the canine world… use those haunches for flexible positioning and maximum leverage!

• Bumper CarsFor when you can’t stand the sight of each other any more – but they are still a really good lay! Just kidding!

• ButterflyBeauty in its simplicity… flying isn’t just for the birds – wing your way over the top with this one!

• CowboySaddle-up; you could be in for a heck of a ride. Just be a gent and remember to take the spurs off first – ouch!!

• Cowgirl‘Saddle-up’ – you could be in for a heck of a ride too… she could even leave the spurs on if you really want!!

• CradleThis one is so much fun you will want to take it from the Cradle to the… well, it sure would be a great way to go, wouldn’t it?!

• CrossFor all you missionaries out there, you might enjoy this one – just don’t get hung up on it. It’s sooooooooooo comfortable and gives a great view too.

• DancerYou’ve turned up the heat – now turn up the volume, get down to the beat and get intimate with the Dancer – but mind the toes. Ouch!

• Deck ChairTake it easy in the Deck Chair and go for the G spot with deep penetration – something for both of you

• Deck Chair (Folded)OK here’s a Deck Chair that needs a little more effort from the receiver, and offers more control to giver, but pleasures you both.

• Deep ImpactHere’s something for the girl who wants her man on his knees, giving all he’s got – but no proposal.

• Deep StickDeep stick – it is what it says on the can… Deep! Any size, any where. Enjoy that long intimate stroke – but go slow for best effect!

• DelightThe Delight is delightfully intimate, gentle as the Butterfly, stings like a bee, but sweet as honey.

• Doggy StyleTo all canine lovers, everybody loves the Doggy – woof woof. You’ve just got to give it a try.

• Doggy Style (Standing)This one will knock you off your feet if you don’t hold on tight. All that thrusting gives a great quad workout. Phew!

• Doggy Style (Twisted)Here’s the Doggy most suited to anal sex – if that’s your fancy. It’s challenging but good fun trying.

• DownstrokeGetting to the bottom with Downstroke. Here’s something for those who love a challenge. Especially when the reward is infinitely worth the effort.

• DrillDrill to thrill? Yes please Hold on with your vice like grip for deep penetration and sustained pleasure.

• Drive-ThruHere’s a Drive-Thru with a difference Be respectful and don’t forget to place your order before you chow down.

• Ear MuffsEver heard of the three wise monkeys? Here it is, ‘See all, hear all and say nothing’. Just enjoy … the occasional “Mmmmmmm” will suffice 3 wise what?

• Eve’s EcstasyEve’s Ecstasy is all about control, stimulation and access. While the performer lays back and chows down.

• Forbidden FruitA forbidden fruit recommended more than five times a day to keep the doctor away. This is a diet to die for!

• Frog LeapEven if your frog is no prince – he can still service your lily pad from behind, before you over cook those legs.

• Fuck FaceOk – the name might not win any awards for subtlety, but it is what it says on the label – and it sure takes some licking!

• FusionThis variation on the Armchair is not for relaxing, in fact it is so exciting it might just Fuse you both together.

• Game’s OnWow…. Game On! Bring it on – it’s not intimate but it sure makes for good viewing while dining out.

• Head to Toe (Inverted Missionary)The skill is in the positioning. The pleasure is in the viewing. The added value is the pec workout.

• Head to Toe (Missionary)For those for whom the journey is more important than the destination… “Now I now I left her here somewhere!”

• Head to Toe (Spoons)Included for the sheer belief that almost anything might be possible if you believe in it hard and long enough (puns intended).

• IntersextionMost accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!

• Jack HammerA tool that really rattles your teeth and fills your cavities. Hard work was never so much fun.

• JellyfishYou don’t have to go for a swim to get a sting from this Jellyfish! Just enjoy the motion of the ocean.

• JockeyThe Jockey is going nowhere fast … he’s here for the whole ride. Giddyup, go easy on the crop!

• Jockey (Inverted)Saddle-sore from the regular Cowboy? Nope, just coming on down to take up a more intimate position. Aw, shucks…

• Lap Dance (Reverse Mastery)All the excitement of the Club – but without others watching you. So many places you can try this without even leaving home.

• Leg GliderFor all you high flyers, Gliding is a great way to reach for the sky, catapulting you into the great blue yonder. Strap yourselves in for take-off.

• Licking the Flag PoleYou don’t want her putting the flag to half-mast after you’ve finished… show her the colors and your pole might be next!

• LotusThis one is very intimate and sooo relaxing – breath deep and slow, just make sure you don’t nod off.

• Lotus (Kneeling)Like the regular Lotus, this one will have you praying enthusiastically for more! Meditate as you copulate.

• LungesWho needs to go to the gym for a great workout? Have a look at our Sexercise section for more great ideas!

• MasteryMaster this one for intimacy, tenderness … and good old lust! Sweet moments were made for this, so relax and enjoy.

• Mastery (Suspended)When all the tenderness and intimacy of Mastery gets too much, break off for minute and let it all hang out.

• Mirror of PleasureReflect on how good this position looks and feels, and you might want to see it happen again and again…

• MissionaryActually nothing to do with Christian Missionaries as this one has been around since ancient times! But it never hurts to pray for more.

• Missionary (Inverted)Again, not a Christian Missionary (upside-down or right-way up) – it’s just Women’s Lib in action, with the lady on top.

• Missionary (Kneeling)How else would you expect to find a Missionary? No need to pray here – it looks like they have already been answered!

• Missionary (Standing)You might think that from that angle he doesn’t have a prayer of penetrating; but miracles CAN happen!

• Oral TherapyA visit to the Shrink was surely never this good! A great example of the Little Head getting the very best treatment.

• Pearly GatesIf you are looking for the gates to heaven, you may have found them! Just make sure St. Peter isn’t watching, unless of course you want him to…

• PeepshowPeek-a-boo! Come out of the shadows and into the light… do this one right and you’ll be taking curtain-calls all night.

• Pie in the SkyYummy!! Better than Momma’s best baking… this one will have you salivating for more – careful with the hot gravy now!

• Pile DriverThis one will really rock your socks. Not for the faint of heart or those looking for a ‘tender moment’.

• Pirate’s BountyYou don’t need to have a Treasure Chest to enjoy this one, but it doesn’t hurt if you do. He’ll just be grateful that you walked his plank.

• Prison GuardWho would want to ‘break-out’ of this one? Guys – show some restraint here or you may end up in solitary!

• PumpThe pump can be a great way to inflate your partner, but make sure have good balance to avoid injuries!

• Rear EntryNo – not where the domestic help enters… unless you give ‘payment-in-kind’. Surprisingly intimate to say it could be anyone back there!

• Riding The FaceGet a secure hold because things can change fast up there… just mind out where you put those crampons.

• RodeoRide your bull, or buck your bronco – either way you are in for a ride! The clown can’t get in your way – he is underneath you

• ScarfGuaranteed to warm things up… the Scarf is great for all weathers. No need for hat and gloves though – unless you’re outdoors.

• ScissorsIf you want to be on the cutting-edge of position variety give this one a try. It’s different, but not too difficult – a snip really!

• ScrewThe name says it all. Gyrate those hips and be grateful that this is one thread you can’t strip even if you get over-excited.

• See-SawDon’t try this one in the playground – unless you want to get arrested! A nice, smooth action where no-one gets the bumps…

• Side RiderSide Rider is like riding side-saddle; it looks much more comfortable than it is. No wonder she looks like she is getting ready to hop off the bus!

• Side to SideA good transitional position as you try out all the rest, or a great way to take a breather without breaking it off (the action that is!).

• Sitting BullYou might not just say ‘How!’, but ‘Why?’. The how we can explain, the why is up to you … maybe it’s just because you can!

• SocketsAny difficulty in plugging-in will be more than compensated by the buzz and tingle as the friction sets you both alight…

• Southern ExposureSounds like a version of a drink that will leave you with a REAL Comfort-able ‘hang-over’. I’ll take mine shaken – not stirred!

• SpoonsNo – not the kind you eat your cereal with… This position is cozy and comfortable, and it makes a great way to start or finish a day!

• Spread EagleHelp her find those thermals and she can soar with the birds! Follow her lead, don’t you get greedy and dive too soon…

• Stand and CarryRemember proper lift technique; straight back and bent legs. Weightlifters, don’t get carried away – this isn’t the official ‘Snatch’.

• SuplexA wrestling move that’s sure to blow him over – and he won’t tap out to be let back up, but he sure will beg for more!

• TeaspoonsA ‘compact’ form of spoons, teaspoons is an idyllic way to pass the time … as the Brits would say, “Anyone for Tea?”

• The Butler“You rang?… it’s awfully dark out there ma’am, either that or this peephole needs a darn good dusting!

• The PlumberThe Plumber’s Crack takes on a whole new meaning! Shouldn’t he be the one checking out her pipes for leaks?

• The UsualIf you are fortunate enough to be able to call this the Usual… all we can say is “You Lucky B*st*rd!”

• Throat Swab“Open wide”, but who says “Aaaaaagh” here? Real patient power… playing doctor, but with the patient GIVING the treatment!

• TurtleThis should bring even the most shy out of their shell! Slow and steady… sometimes it’s the turtle who catches the hare!

• TwisterA much more fun variation on the floor game. A great way to REALLY get to know all each other’s important little places…

• Under the HoodCalling amateur car mechanics everywhere… this is one time you won’t mind losing your dipstick!

• VictoryChurchill’s famous ‘V’ takes on a totally new meaning as SHE reaches for the sky! This is the ORIGINAL high-flying Victory Roll!!

• Viennese OysterNo-one said you have to swallow an oyster for it to be considered an aphrodisiac … here’s an alternative!

• WheelbarrowWith a little imagination (& if he is excited enough) this one could be re-titled the Three-Legged Wheelbarrow Race…

Male Condom

Description

A condom is a thin rubber sheath which fits over the man’s erect penis just prior to intercourse. It is a vital weapon in the campaign to promote Safe Sex. When the man ejaculates, he does so into the condom, preventing sperm from entering the vagina, anus or mouth.

Most condoms are made of latex; although there are also higher-priced polyurethane varieties available. Both latex and polyurethane are considered a very effective means of protection from pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Some condoms are made of animal intestine, but these are less effective for disease prevention. The latex or polyurethane condom is the recommended form of STD and pregnancy prevention.

Polyurethane condoms have the advantages over latex of being less abrasive and non-allergenic. This is important because polyurethane can be tolerated by anyone, unlike latex to which many people are allergic. Many women will also find the polyurethane more comfortable in male condoms. Latex is quite abrasive at a molecular level and a marathon session with latex can leave women quite sore, even with added lubrication. Polyurethane is much smoother and reduces the abrasion of very sensitive tissue.

Effectiveness

When condoms are used properly, they are about 90% effective in the prevention of pregnancy. Unfortunately, since many people don’t use them correctly, the actual effectiveness is in the mid 80% range.

Directions

Before using a condom, always check the expiry date. Never carry a condom in a hot, confined place (i.e., your wallet) and keep it out of direct sunlight. Squeeze and hold the tip to release the air and provide a space for the ejaculant (sperm) to fill. Then roll the condom down to the base of the penis. Some rolled material will remain at the base of the penis to make it easier to pull the condom off after ejaculation. Be sure that your fingernails or jewelry do not damage or rip the condom. After orgasm, the man should hold the base of the condom while withdrawing from the vagina (or anus). Once the penis is fully withdrawn the condom can be safely removed.

Remember the following points:

• Never use a condom more than once.
• Always use a latex or polyurethane condom for effective prevention of STDs.
• Lubricated condoms are less likely to break during intercourse.
• Always use water-based lubricants.
• Use in combination with Spermicide for better protection.
• Unlubricated condoms are best for oral sex.

Drawbacks

A minor problem with a condom is that you must interrupt foreplay momentarily to put it on – but why not both participate in putting it on, much more fun!

Oil-based lubricants such as petroleum jelly, edible oils and medications weaken latex condoms. If you wish to use lubricants during sex play make sure they are water based, such as Astro Glide.

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Sex It Out, say it out.

This Kamasutra funny cartoon shows weird and crazy kamasutra positions. Kamasutra is famous for its dificult or almost impossible sex positions, and in here are some impossible ones, lol!

Sexing out. Brings to mind working out, and they are kind of related. Ha. What I want to present is something naughty and fun, most importantly not embarrassing. It is healthy and natural. Nothing to be embarrassed about. My objective is to create a platform for people to discuss about sex openly (in the exhibition) and have fun.

(Note: Main problems and Sub-problems can be found in the column on the right)

Ok, now for my proposals of the series. You know the Wheel of Fortune (the spinning one). Yup, I’m going to make 2 such wheels with 8-10 ‘slices’ on each wheel. On each slice will be an ‘infographics’ man/woman in a position from the kamasutra. One wheel contains all men, one wheel contains all women. Viewers of the exhibition take turns to spin the 2 wheels. After the 2 spins, they will get 2 separate positions on 1 male, 1 female in Kamasutra positions.

Under each wheel, there will be a box containing small cardboard cut-outs of the little infographics men/women ( I will call them ‘dolls’ for now). Viewers will pick out their respective little ‘dolls’ from the boxes. They can then arrange and play with the positions of the 2 ‘dolls’. They create their own new Kamasutra positions (I think this represents their fantasy, or it can ‘inspire’ them. Heh heh heh).

Next, the 2 A2 posters. In line with the infographics style of the series, the poster will present a pair of infographics persons doing the Kamasutra position. I will keep the style simple and clear, as well as fun and healthy.

Finally, for my archive as such, I will present it in the form of an info-booklet. It may include information on sex such as: Introduction; Advantages and Disadvantages; Advice; Fun Facts; Try-it-out; and a gallery of sex toys and products.

Yeah, this is my proposal and I feel so much clearer and relieved. All complications removed.

Why did I make things so complicated that I confused myself and lost my direction?

Well, as much as I know it was a waste of time and energy on my part, I’ve decided to start from square one. I can’t produce anything good with the confused mind that I have now.

So, after getting myself away from the computer awhile and starting out again, I have sorted out my thoughts and brought stuff back to its basic simplicity.

I will elaborate on this in my next post. No more confusion.

The Man Bra

A new bra for men has been made by an Australian company that is designed to flatten man boobs.

The creators of the Male Support Vest promise it will flatten the chest, make breasts less noticeable and reduce bounce during physical activity.

Available in white, black and beige, they are custom fit to individual measurements and are also designed for men suffering from gynecomastia, a medical condition that causes enlarged breasts in men.

The vest costs $85 and is available by mail order.

Man Bra #2 (Japanese)

Man’s Bra!

Style | Accessories

Man Bra? Yes! A Japan company Wish Room has released the bras for man! I can not read the Japanese from its website, I don’t know what’s benefit for men? The new style for men? For big breast men?

My thoughts: The first man bra has a purpose, but I am not so sure about the Japanese one. Maybe just for psychological purpose? Some guys like to feel more feminine? I don’t know.

From http://www.stylelist.com/blog/tag/manscara/

Inventions #1 & 2: Guy-liner and Manscara

Introducing Guy-liner and Manscara – the new metrosexual make-up just for men

By Dan Newling
Last updated at 10:25 PM on 28th July 2008

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1039275/Introducing-Guy-liner-Manscara–new-metrosexual-make-just-men.html

In an increasingly metrosexual world, perhaps it was just a matter of time.

But yesterday a high street store announced that it would start stocking makeup designed just for men.

‘Guy-liner’ and ‘Manscara’ to enhance the eyes of the male in your life, will appear in Superdrug this week.

Yesterday, the company’s director of trading Jeff Wemyss insisted that its cosmetics – branded Taxi Man – are not just for transvestites.

He said: “These days you can  be macho and wear make-up.  If you look at people like Russell Brand and Robbie Williams, they both wear make-up and they are both very red-blooded men.

‘Men are more obsessed with their appearance than ever before.  There is no longer any pain in being seen to be vain.’

He added: ‘We believe there is a real market for cosmetic products.  The majority of our customers are women and we believe that these products will be bought by women for their partners, as well as by men themselves.’

Make-up role model: Russell Brand is famous for wearing eye-liner and mascara

The cosmetics’ creator Peter Kelly said: ‘We’ve developed essentials any guy would borrow from his other half.

‘It’s about subtle make-up rather than wanting to create the drag queen look.’

A spokesman for the company said that ‘Guy-liner’ pencil is chunkier than the female equivalent and therefore easier for men, who have bigger hands, to use.

However, it was less clear how the ‘Manscara’ differs from normal mascara.

In recent years the men’s grooming market has boomed as men become increasingly less ashamed of been seen to take care of their appearance.

According to business analysts Mintel, the UK market is worth £700m annually and is predicted to grow to £820m next year.

Until now most of the business has been for products such as shave cream, hair care products and moisturisers.

Yesterday Lucy Mines, the Daily Mail’s beauty editor, cast doubt on whether the new men-only range of make-up would catch on with British men.

She said: ‘I can imagine how some of the products, such as concealer, may be popular with men who want to hide blemishes.

‘But I would have thought it unlikely that straight men would want to wear eye-liner or mascara.  When I asked my male friends whether they would wear it, they all replied with a very firm “no.”

‘However, a few years ago you would not have found many men admitting to wearing fake tan and now that is something that you see quite a lot.

‘But I think it will be a very long time indeed before it is generally accepted practice for men to put on some eye-liner before coming into the office.’

Invention #3: Mantyhose

http://www.stylelist.com/blog/2008/10/14/mantyhose-emancipation-or-borderline-cross-dressing/

Well, I don’t feel like saying too much about this. You judge for yourself.

P.S. The comments in the linked page is an interesting read.

More pictures: http://www.stylelist.com/blog/gallery/mantyhose/1096596/

Invention #4: Heels for Dudes

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-nice-heels-dude/

Check out the boot above. Looks like something you (or your slightly slutty best friend) might wear, doesn’t it? While it is by fabulous female shoe designer Stuart Weitzman, this boot and its partner aren’t made for women. This is actually a guy’s boot, aka a “moot.” Weitzman custom-made this and a black patent-leather bootie with a silver heel for Justin Tranter, the lead singer of New York garage glam-rock band Semi-Precious Weapons. This is the first time Weitzman has ever done shoes for a man (in size 12 wide, no less), and Tranter adores his new kicks: “I love heels for two reasons: One, they make my amazing legs look even better and two, I love being able to make an artistic statement without even opening my mouth.” Spoken like a man who knows his shoes.